The Voodoo Boss Chronicles: A re-Introduction.

Not many people know this, but long before I was a radio presenter at Xfm, I had a stint as a writer for The New Vision.  I had my own column every Friday, and every time I saw my name in print I just couldn’t believe that people were willing to publish my nonsense, let alone read it.  I have to thank the legendary Ernest Bazanye for opening that door for me. 

My articles were a series, if you like, featuring a typical girl in the corporate world, dealing with a difficult boss, crazy friends and of course, dating issues.  All fictional, please note.  One of my favourite characters was her crazy boss, whom she strongly suspected of having dealings with The Dark Side.


I came across some of these articles, which were written long before I even considered having a blog of my own.  So, I decided to post them here.  I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them.

*My previous posts Of Flying Food and Dating Disasters and The Right Trim- A Guide To Fashionable Facial Hair For Men are also part of this series and were written around the same time.

Comments

  1. Anonymous6 January 2016 at 11:47

    I shall claim these Voodoo Boss-type socks...
    **runs to read next article**

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